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Rose Lalonde here; According to a recent study by Luke Lookatmydick, you can now throw science right out the window and determine who your birth-father is, simply by examining their wiener.
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im not even a homestuck and thats fucking funny
I’ve done it I have broken the walls that divide us
end fandom wars and find your father?
pshhffttt can you fly?
I don’t know man, I’d better look at my dad’s penis to check
Hello yes don’t let anyone tell you brown eyes aren’t beautiful because I really love brown eyes like they remind me of warmth and chocolate other things that make me happy and I assure you there are millions of people who agree so don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.